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Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:42 pm
by Baka
we could beat them into it....

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:43 pm
by FF...
I think you're forgetting this would take effort.

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:46 pm
by Baka
*'em then....not literally.....they don't deserve it!!!

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 am
by Saimeks
Teach me, senseis! *hurls college degree out of window* Rubbish compared to the masterful techniques I could learn from you!

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:28 am
by Alpha
Lesson # 1

If she doesn't put out, don't put out your wallet

Lesson # 2

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.


etc etc

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:08 am
by Saimeks
Is embalming fluid considered "liquor"? Or can I still drink that with beer?

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:21 am
by Alpha
Embalming fluid has like 10-20% alcohol in it so yes, I highly suggest you drink the entire bottle.

Just remember Lesson 2, you'll be fine.

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:25 am
by Saimeks
Whatever major pharmaceuticals produce embalming fluid should take the schnapps route and start making different flavors of their product; peach embalming fluid, peppermint embalming fluid, cupcake embalming fluid.

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:30 am
by Alpha
I think after 2-3 shots people stop caring what their liquor tastes like.

Re: I'm a Dead Flower

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:21 pm
by Saimeks
I like a little variety in my funeral chemicals.