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Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:39 pm**

It's their own * fault for not getting Bakaproof houses

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:46 pm**

I should whack them on the head with my schlong....but the air over the Atlantic is cold and I fear them * seagulls

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:50 pm**

Ah yes. Those seagulls. That was a lesson learned the hard way.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:54 pm**

Oh and cats....They see a pole as majestic as mine, they try to sharpen their claws
luckily my * is the only thing stronger than adamantium

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:58 pm**

I hate it when pussies have claws.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:01 pm**

or teeth....

I've been meaning to see that horror flick with the chick who had a * dentata

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:02 pm**

I saw it. It was crap.

Terrible story, and for a horror movie about a * with teeth, you'd at least expect there to be a bit of nudity.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:06 pm**

without nudity how did Teeth Veggie chomp on those inferior *?

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:08 pm**

Off-screen.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:10 pm**

As they see in Internetland :"Pics or it didn't happen"
or was it "* or GTFO" ?

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