Do you have pets?

[FF...]

Nope, I'm also still quite horny.

[FF...]

Wait. What IS the opposite of horniness?

[Baka]

donno, always been horny....actually at full attention...that's why I'm a vampire....I actually need the extra blood to not pass out from my monstrous erection

[FF...]

I'm pretty sure I've always been in a perpetual state of horniness.

I wonder if it's the same for average folk.

[Baka]

could be.....only I pity them for not being able to command the forces of sex at a whim

[FF...]

Whoa... That just blew my mind... That must be agony!

[Baka]

well we can do our part and try to sex as many people up as we can...you know, do it for your fellow men and country

[FF...]

I've already been doing that. Like I always tell the *, it ain't fair to the world to keep this * monogamous!

[Baka]

Well you got me there.But the reason I went mono is because I have only one *,wonderful as it may be, so by planning little Bakas in the future I shall create my army of sexy monsters!

[FF...]

You can probably create many more bakas by spreading your seed though.

Women usually take 9 months to deliver 1 freaking child, those lazy cows. I can impregnate thousands of women in that time.