EGO Squad Assemble!

[Kiriska]

WHERE THEM GIRLS AT?

There are no girls on the Internet.

[Saimeks]

WHERE THEM GIRLS AT?

There are no girls on the Internet.

All my previous cybersexual encounters...MY LIFE IS A LIE!

[Alpha]

Well


I'm drunk so I guess I was ready for a party


and * saimeks

[Amanroth]

I could get you T to shine your man-pole while Amanroth pours milk on your naked body....

As long as the milk is in bags, as per Canadian law, we could call it a T-Bag!

Say what? What part of Canada is this?

[Baka]

The redneck part I assume......where milk only comes in bags and eggs are powdered

[Amanroth]

I didn't think it could get any more redneck than where I live, but I guess I was wrong. All those times I thought Guelph was a verified city with skyscrapers, parks, schools... it's just a hillbilly playground. I haven't actually seen milk in a bag since I was about 3, unless you count *. I stare at those as often as I can. One day I may go blind so I want to remember the finer things in life.

[Baka]

Or you could just get some tinted glasses and a stick.....a walking dog would involve to much trouble to just "accidentally" grope some random *.

[Amanroth]

That has always been my plan, although I was hoping to do that when my vision still works perfectly. No sense grabbing gross *, I gotta make sure they're attached to something nice.

[Baka]

Gross * or manboobs...eww.

What's wrong with your vision? Having eye problems?

[Amanroth]

Not really, although my eye twitches from time to time, and I notice my eyesight is definitely worse than when I first got my glasses. It probably doesn't help that I never wore my glasses due to them sucking. I just imagine at some point everyone's vision gets pretty subpar, so I have to be prepared for when and if that happens. It's just like having a zombie apocalypse plan, which I hope to god everyone here has.