I'm a Dead Flower

[Baka]

we could beat them into it....

[FF...]

I think you're forgetting this would take effort.

[Baka]

*'em then....not literally.....they don't deserve it!!!

[Saimeks]

Teach me, senseis! *hurls college degree out of window* Rubbish compared to the masterful techniques I could learn from you!

[Alpha]

Lesson # 1

If she doesn't put out, don't put out your wallet

Lesson # 2

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.


etc etc

[Saimeks]

Is embalming fluid considered "liquor"? Or can I still drink that with beer?

[Alpha]

Embalming fluid has like 10-20% alcohol in it so yes, I highly suggest you drink the entire bottle.

Just remember Lesson 2, you'll be fine.

[Saimeks]

Whatever major pharmaceuticals produce embalming fluid should take the schnapps route and start making different flavors of their product; peach embalming fluid, peppermint embalming fluid, cupcake embalming fluid.

[Alpha]

I think after 2-3 shots people stop caring what their liquor tastes like.

[Saimeks]

I like a little variety in my funeral chemicals.